Some Penguins Turn To A Life Of Crime

Some Penguins Turn To A Life Of Crime

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I texted Jess in the middle of my nap, “Why didn’t Mother Gothel just lie about Rapunzel’s birthday? Then she wouldn’t have known the lanterns were for her.”

These are the things I think about.

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Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.

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Film Meme [ 3 ] Foreign Films  
 →  [ 3 ] El Laberinto del Fauno (2006) "A long time ago, in the underground realm where there are no lies or pain,  there lived a princess who dreamed of the human world."

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"Then let’s say God puts two people on Earth and they are lucky enough to find one another. But one of them gets hit by lightning. Well then what? Is that it? Or, perchance, you meet someone new and marry all over again. Is that the lady you’re supposed to be with or was it the first? And if so, when the two of them were walking side by side were they both the one for you and you just happened to meet the first one first or, was the second one supposed to be first? And is everything just chance or are some things meant to be?" (Ever After: A Cinderella Story, 1998)

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